Today was a whirlwind day per se. This morning I went to see Imelda Marcos. She was not quite ready to see me when I arrived. So, I got to zip her dress. (Wonder what direction that zipper went?) Actually it went up today. We hung out for a few hours and I got bit by her cat. (Again and again) Nothing happening there.

I left Imeldas and I got a call from Toodie . Toodie is tall, Toodie has big hair. Toodie is cute. Toodie is nice, Toodie Feels nice. The connection was well almost instant. She felt great when I held her. Anyway we had lunch at Bennigans and had some cool conversation. She wants to see more of me. Personally, I wouldnt mind holding her either. She is 510 and well, kissing is easy.

 I left and went to go see Dr Feelgood. Sunday is family day. She had some friends over. One was well, chubby. The other friend of hers was well, FINE. Damn she was fine. I couldnt keep my eyes off of her. Anyway Dr Feelgood was definitely staking her claim so that chilled out immediately. I wonder how many other fine assed friends she has? Anyway we all had dinner and I had the PhD sandwich sitting between Dr Feelgood and her mother, with her cousins 3 year old daughter sitting in my lap and being treated like chattel. LOL.

I talked to Irish Spring. She wanted me to come over and see the furniture she bought. Actually I think she more wants to just see me. I was tired so I just went home. Ill make it a point to see her tomorrow.

Well, Diana Noross called yesterday saying she wanted to go out last night. Her last words were "let me get myself together and I"ll call you to make plans" so, I did. In usual fashion though, she didnt call. LOL. Anyway I sent her a message saying it wouldnt work out. Like I had any plans anyway. I got calls from Irish Spring, Viva (I called her back too late to go over there. Her daughter was in bed with her. (CRAP)) and Dr Feelgood. Hmmmm.. I think I"ll call Imelda Marcos..

I chatted online with Imelda Marcos yesterday while she displayed her rack and then acted like nothing was going on. LOL. The video chat thing rocks, somewhat. Anyway I will probably see her this weekend. Dr Feelgood was cooking and well, a free meal + Adult Situations and Language is a free meal + Adult Situations and Language right? I spent the night. I talked to Irish Spring this morning before she went to conduct her business, she is moving into her new house next week. She is really beginning to get mushy on me. The cool thing though is that she does realize and has said that we arent "a couple" yet. Whew!

Well it looks like I got the day off. With Dr Feelgood sufficiently pacified, and with Irish Spring taking her daughter to a concert tonight I am free to go home, drink a beer and vegitate. Whew!

I go to Dr Feelgoods house last night. I didnt feel good so I didnt have to put out. Damn I feel so guilty. She is so nice to me. I just dont want to hurt her. Last night she said something funny though. She said "I cant imagine sharing you with someone else, if I did I would have no time with you at all" And her point is?

I sent the poison pill to Peaches after chatting with her further I see there is no future in that so I am letting it go. So after sending her the standard "While we didnt connect, I hope we can be friends" e-mail, she wrote back a very nice and positive note. How refreshing. The main thing is that she agreed with me. (START EMAIL) Hello, of course we can be friends. I think your a really cool person, but I can see that we are just different in many ways. Anyway, I enjoyed our conversations. When I meet positive people, doing positive things, I like to hang on to them. Now that we have gotten all of that out of the way, lets do lunch gain. (END EMAIL) Whatever. My intent was to leave that alone.

I went over to Irish Spring"s last night. It was a nice time. I find myself realy beginning to like her. No bombs today except she wouldnt let me out of bed without a fight this morning. Tonight I"ll go see Dr Feelgood.

I spent last night fixing server issues and talking to Irish Spring on the phone. She is not pleased that I have not been over to see her. Ditto for Dr Feelgood for whom I also talked to. Anyway I also had a decent chat with Imelda Marcos last night. She had on a very nice nightie.. I think I want to check this out a little closer. In the meantime, Diana Noross sent an e-mail saying that we should get together too. I need a break. I think maybe I"ll call Viva and see if I can pound on her. LOL.

In other news, I got an IM while I was asleep from Bi Bye asking me to do her last night. LOL..

Today is a new morning. I was IM"ing on line until 1AM with Imelda Marcos. An interesting woman with Tift like qualities and a "Magnetic Personality" the difference here of course is that she is thirty and has no children by Muslim men. LOL. Actually she has none. She has also never been married. What she does have are some nice C cups. I want to investigate further but, this woman also has a desire to get married like no other. Its almost scary. She said she would give up everything to be someones wife. While that sounds good on the surface, it sounds a little Glen Close to me..

I get an IM from Bi Bye today and she flat out asked me if I wanted to do her. Why does this stuff happen to me? (START CHAT) (Bi Bye) (8:30:47 PM): Did you miss my show? (Me) (8:30:54 PM): When? (Bi Bye) (8:31:12 PM): Just aobut 5minutes ago (Bi Bye) (8:31:14 PM): about (Me) (8:31:35 PM): I missed it. I must have gotten up to get food.. (Bi Bye) (8:31:50 PM): Oh no!!! (Bi Bye) (8:31:59 PM): So do you want to #uck me yet? (END CHAT) Here is some more (START CHAT) (Bi Bye) (7:31:10 PM): Oh my favorite. I big titted redhead with tattoos!!!! (Bi Bye) (7:31:18 PM): Lets have hot sweaty sex (Me) (7:32:53 PM): mmmmmm.. (Bi Bye) (7:33:15 PM): You can do me from behind and spank my big ass (Me) (7:33:50 PM): mmmmmmmm... (Me) (7:34:49 PM): You like it spanked dont you? (Bi Bye) (7:35:02 PM): Yes (Bi Bye) (7:36:27 PM): I like it licked too (Bi Bye) (7:36:34 PM): By naughty girls and boys (Bi Bye) (7:36:35 PM): LOLL (END CHAT) She flashed her pierced brests at me on the webcam. Not bad. I think I wanna call Viva if I want something casual though. I just cant see myself hitting that (Bi Bye) unless she got a girlfriend. Though if she wants it that bad.. Nah..

I got up this morning and talked to Dr Feelgood and Irish Spring when I got a call from Non-Stick Surface saying that her and her friend she wanted me to meet were going to Mimi"s for brunch. I hadnt seen the kiddies for a while so, I decided to go. Well her friend was not well, very attractive to me but I had a nice time. The mimosas were insturmental in letting me talk without being obvious with body language that I was not interested. Whew.. Thats over.

I go see Human Sacrifice. She shows up in her Rolls Royce, booty outfit and many many diamonds. (whatever) We have dinner. She brought two gifts for me. Some very expensive cologne and the obligatory gift-bag they always seem to have with it. I was appreciative. Anyway She took me to my car in the Rolls and after some Teenaged Situations and Language I was off to Dr Feelgoods. Dammit, she sprang the L-Word during Adult Situations and Language this morning. I have got to put a stop to this. 2 Weeks and I am Audi-5000. I so much dont want to hurt her but, I am already in too deep. Anyway Irish Spring and her daughter are on their way to take me to go see The Hulk. Sounds like Witch Craft family togetherness doesent it?

I go over to see Irish Spring. What a pleasant afternoon. After some Adult Situations and Language I asked her what she was trying to do to me. She replied "If I told you, you would run away". Crap! Now she"s got some crazy ideas now! Anyway I got a call from Human Sacrifice, she wants to get together for Dinner tonight. So, I am meeting her in 45 minutes so I have to cut this entry short.

Last night I spent dealing with server configuration issues. Seems that VMWare and Windows Server 2003"s NAT dont get along. Crap. Anyway I think I am past that now. Soooo I am wondering where I"ll go/what I"ll do today. I want something new. Hmmmm... Who to call.

I met a new one today. I will call her Peaches. Peaches is a small (about 5"0"") and cute girl. She works for the Department of Justice (ut ooooooh LOL). Anyway she also has a nice body and booty, though her booty is a littler bigger than I prefer. She came to Humperdinks in a blue quasi-one piece outfit that showed off her figure. Anyway lunch was relatively pleasant, we talked about kids and such. All and all not bad at all. We"ll see whats up later. I am sure y"all know I had massive server problems today and I think they are fixed for the time being. I had a bad ethernet card. Anyway the next thing you know, I am upgrading the VMWare host to Net Server 2003. Look, you didnt want to know that. Lets just say it cost me some booty from Irish Spring tonight because I just got it running again at 11PM. I could make a booty call though? I"ll call and see if she"s asleep..

Last night I went to see Dr Feelgood. Sameo Sameo.. We went out to dinner. I installed RAM in her computer, we watched South Park, went to bed, we screwed, I left. Sameo sameo sameo sameo sameo.. You"d think I would be sooo happy. I am not. 2 weeks before she"s gone for a month. I have got to stop this madness before then. In the meantime I think Irish Spring is pissed that I was not available last night.

Looking at TV today, I noticed A black person on a motorcycle, got chased by the police. He slid, crashed and died. Now its time for the citizenry of Benton Harbor to riot, shoot, stab and burn their own neighborhood. All this could have been avoided. Lets face it. All he had to do was pull over. If the cops didn't have the right man, they probably would eventually have let him go. At a town hall meeting one angry man said and I"ll have to paraphrase, "The police don't respect our people, our culture, our color or our existence". Another woman wanted to ban police chases and take the cop off the street who was in pursuit to prevent another death. Now if Black Culture means that running from the police and speeding is supposed to be ok, then it is Black Culture at least in Benton Harbor that should be chased until it runs into a wall and killed. I wonder what Liberal Dr Feelgood thinks about this?

I went to go see Irish Spring last night. All I can say is.. Wow.. I tried to leave early this morning but she wouldnt let me leave. I am spent and a little sore. I need a break.

I just got a call from Jet Fuel today. I had previously left a message stating that I got her instant message and that I hoped that things were going well for her.. Well she called today and to make a long story short, she was calling me to let me know that she was aware that I was not interested and wanted to let me know that it was ok with her.

I had lunch with Viva today. She actually looked pretty good with her hair fixed up. The above the knee skirt helped a little too.. LOL. I am going to send her an e-mail to see when we can get together. I need to get that one more time..

Last night I decided to go see Dr Feelgood. Missing Irish Spring Fixing dinner in the process. This morning she said some more stupid stuff. She said some stuff suggesting that I love her? This is getting out of hand. She leaves for her one month research assignment in a few weeks, and I will get a much needed break.

So I got an e-mail from Diana Noross saying that she would be reliable now. Should I believe her? (I SAID) Thats not the case at all. As I said before I am hesitant because if I made time I might be disappointed if I dont see you or, dont call to cancel. All I ask of any woman is that you treat me as well as you would treat your girlfriends. (SHE SAID) And I will. thats not too much to expect. Im sorry that I disappointed you before. I can assure you that it wont happen again. I have learned a valuable lesson from that experience. I hope you will accept my apology and give me another chance to prove my reliability. (END) What would you do?

A quick rundown before I forget on what is scaring me today. Dr Feelgood continues to use the L-Word and, Irish Spring said "The more attention you give me the more I want". Scarier still is that she lives about 10 minutes away. We got problems here.

Saturday was a pleasant day. After becoming sore from 1 - a fall I took that busted my knee, messed up my shoulder and finishing off my laptop and 2 - all night Adult Situations and Language with Irish Spring (after taking many Motrin) I went home Saturday morning. Human Sacrifice called and said she got me a gift. (I am rolling my eyes now). The Charmed called and said she had a girlfriend in town. I blew her off again by saying "Thanks for calling, catch up with me sometime next week" Afterward I put out the usual calls and didnt get anything back so, when Dr Feelgood made an offer, I took it. She took me out for dinner (for Fathers Day) at Daddy Jacks in Fort Worth (I love the Surf and Turf) gave me a bubble bath and then Clinton Situations and Language that put me to sleep. Zzzzzzz... Today after getting home, I got a call from Irish Spring, she wanted to take me out (for Fathers Day) to dinner. So, off I go. Well, she just left here a few minutes ago before this update. I think I am done for the weekend. LOL.

The past two days have been well, hectic. First, storms took out the primary high-speed line in the house screwed up the second. (Damn) Dr Feelgood continues to use the L - Word (love) and is still pushing for a committted relationship, some people are never satisfied. And I capped off my Texas Instrunments Communications for good I think. Blocking her e-mail address from the Microsoft Exchange gateway should do the trick. Tuesday I spent the night with Dr Feelgood. Wednesday with Irish Spring. Thursday alone and tonight, well I dont know. I talked to Viva, it looks like she is off the rag and back in the schwing of things. I"ll see if I can get her this weekend, literally or otherwise (LOL). Let me get my calls in and get ready to start my weekend in earnest..

Some people just wont give up I guess. An e-mail volley with Diana Noross has ensued about my not seeing her last weekend. I danced around the issue earlier when I told her I was no longer interested. (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 6:41 AM Subject: RE: How are you? It was great (name deleted). You didn't wish me a happy B-Day. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 9:00 AM Subject: RE: How are you? I"m sorry... Happy Birthday! You didn't call.. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 9:02 AM Subject: RE: How are you? I was at least expecting dinner. I guess I"ll let you make it up to me. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) (Name deleted) I am hesitant to follow up on the hint because I figured if I made a date to see you, something would come up, I wouldn't hear from you and another evening would be blown that I could have spent with someone who was really interested. That"s why I said to call me when you got to your destination and I would join you and your friends if I didn't have something else planned. (REDACTED) Sunday I saw The Italian Job. A decent movie but, they stretched the realism a little too much LOL.. I am glad you had a good birthday. Where did you go? (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 9:29 AM Subject: RE: How are you? I just went to a friend"s house and had some drinks. Nothing special. My sister & I will be eating somewhere today. Would you care to join us? (END EMAIL) Even after the scolding I gave her she still wants to see me anyway? Whatever. I think I am going to blow this off. (again) How do I do that? I simply ask her to call me and watch her not do it LOL…

I now know why Viva didnt see me last weekend as planned.. LOLLOL (start email) I am on my cycle..OKAY! It is not a happy time at the household as this is the moodiest cycle ever. I have swung from being carefree to depressed and very, very down, to pissed off to I just don't give a d(#*. In short, its probably not a good time to call or come by. Check w/ me this weekend. The kids" last day is Monday so if you could come to talk w/ them maybe at noon that would be great. If not, I"m not going to scream at you. Bye for now. (end email) You gotta love it!

Its hard to say goodbye sometimes isint it? Well I called myself saying goodbye in a mild way to Christany. For whatever reason she decided to respond anyway. I wrote to her: (start email)You take care too. I think on that note this concludes our communications for the foreseeable future don’t you think? Congratulations again (name deleted). Blog On! (end email) The larger point here is, that I dont have any idea what the hell she is talking about. So I get this ambiguous response.. (start email) Sure (name deleted), no hard feelings. Things are kinda starting over. So, you just never know. I wish you and your children well, good luck and take care. (end email) Does anyone have any idea what she is talking about? Who knows. Anyway I have bigger fish (literally) and otherwise to fry tonight when I get hold of Irish Spring!

Wholly Crap! Dr Feelgood said "I love you" this morning. Its time to go! I dont love her, and, while she is growing on me I cant see it right now. Time to go!

Its 2:10AM and I am tired. It is hot at Dr Feelgoods and I cant sleep. About 6PM yesterday I got a call from Christany saying that there were some changes in her life and she wanted to share them. I was at Dr Feelgoods house and wasnt going to answer the phone. So, I sent an e-mail with the following: (START EMAIL) An impersonal and formal greeting to Ms (name deleted) (LOL) Hi, I got your phone call yesterday. In response your message, In the recent past you “care not to share” so, I am not really interested anymore. Whatever it is I hope it makes your life better and I wish you any especially your little girl the best. Or to sum it up, “Okay”. (END EMAIL) Anyway I will go ahead and put out for Dr Feelgood later this morning, head home (I made a funny) "head home!" and get ready for Irish Spring later today.

So here we go. I got Irish Spring wanting me to come over (spoiled, see what happens?) and Dr Feelgood, fresh from her trip wanting to see me as well. I am going to bail and go see Dr Feelgood. Poblem is though, I am going to have to put out. Dammit!

Irish Spring calls and asks me if she could bring dinner over. I of course not being a fool said yes. So she brought dinner and herself to eat. I am satisfied and well, releived. Aaaaah. LOL.

So, I end up watching a movie with Irish Spring and, got suckered (literally and otherwise) into spending the night. I also got a message from Ilia saying that her orders to go to Kuait came through so, she is leaving. So much for that. What a nice and nice looking woman. Too bad I couldnt get into a tiff with her.

Today I went to go see Nurse Chapel she is attractive, thin, and, has very well-mannered children. We talked for about an hour or so while I got massacred by her oldest daughter on NBA-2003 and, I got a nice kiss at the end. Cool. I will be seeing her again I think. Afterward I went to dinner with Irish Spring, Jim and his daughter. We had a nice time. I tried reaching Viva but I think I am too late. (REAL TIME) 9:40PM I just got a call from Irish Spring inviting me to go watch a movie with her at home. I"ll do that.

I got a call from Dee Nyce asking some pointed questions about a project she wanted to do with me last year. Now she seems serious about it. She also mentioned the fact that every time the send her dating matches, my name and picture come up. I am not amused. Click on Dee Nyce on the left margin and tell me why I need to give her the time of day.

Diana Noross decided to feel me out yesterday? I talked to her on the phone, driving the point home that I really dont want to mess with her. She told me that she knew someone who would be perfect for me. I responded by saying that as a policy I dont mess with people introduced to me by someone who at one time was interested in me. Its just not a good idea. Like The Charmed , she plans to party all weekend. So, like The Charmed , I said "Thanks for calling me and, catch up with me next week". After Happy Hour, Irish Spring called and, we went to the movies last night. A pleasant evening. She is beginning to scare me with her requirements for attention. Its making me well, worried. I dont intend to see her the rest of this weekend in spite of the fact that Dr Feelgood is out of town. Time to do some setups for today/tonight.

I got off the phone with The Charmed . I ask her whats been up and what she is doing this weekend. She mentions being out at various clubs on Lower Greenville until 2AM every day this week and that she is considering going out of town for more partying this weekend in Houston, where her Ex lives. (Am I that stupid again?) So, I blew her off. I said Thank you for calling and, catch up with me next week. She replied "Next Week?" I said yes. She slammed the phone down. Whatever. Too bad its over before it even got started. I also got an e-mail from Diana Noross saying that she wants me to call and check on her. Frankly I have no intentions on doing that. I figure I"ll flake out on her just like she did me? No, actually I am not interested anymore.

Well, its been a busy day. Yesterday I went to go see Irish Spring and ended up spending the night there. I have to admit it felt great being with her. I still dont see anything long term there though. I am weighing out my choices for tonight. I am supposed to see Viva this evening but, I have some other options.

Before the weekend gets here.. We have, Human Sacrifice hit it and she is out the door and out of town for the week. (whew!) Dr Feelgood, gone by 10AM tomorrow morning (whew) Still got Viva on for tomorrow evening. And I got one email and one comment (on this site) wanting to see the Christany tape. Well, here goes and for the record. The camera is sitting under the TV next to the VCR on the console by the bed. I put in an 8 hour tape (which I always do) and started it while she was in the shower. Well, the Adult Situations and Language got done in the dark so there isint much to see but its obvious whats going on and some T-Shirt (grey) action in color with detail. So, thats that. As the cops would say Nothing (not much) to see here. Men: Consider taping sometime, you never know, if you piss her off you might catch a little charge you wont like..

I got a call from Human Sacrifice saying she left her phone charger at my house. Yep, she did. Anyway its 5AM @ Dr Feelgoods and I cannot sleep. Last night she asked if she was too boring and/or conservative for me. She"s right and its the primary reason this is going nowhere fast. There just isint enough wild there for me. Anyhow Human Sacrifice wants to go to a wine tasting tomorrow evening. I will tast the wine, then her if we go. According to Viva we are still on for tomorrow night @ 9PM for some fun there. Since Dr Feelgood is going out of town for a convention this weekend I am free and clear to navigate. Yea!

So, I finished up Human Sacrifice. She was wearing a leopard print pant suit that was partially sheer and a thong. Dare I say the wind made that booty jiggle.. LOL.. Anyway after some Adult Situations and Language she left at about 7:20. Now its back to the showers and off to Dr Feelgoods. Hopefully she is still on her period so I dont have to put out. I am drained by Human Sacrifice. Go Clinton!!!

Because of a problem with her phone lines, I invited Human Sacrifice to work here and connect to the internet. Hopefully she"ll get done in a few hours and I can get to work (on her) and get her out of the house in time to visit Dr Feelgood..

VERNONS IS BACK OPEN YEA!!! My favorite watering hole is back open. Thank God! We all had happy hour there yesterday. Angry Walk wore my favorite pants with that little booty jiggling.. Afterward I went home and talked to The Charmed , Dr Feelgood and some new ones coming up on the Horizon. Today I woke up early and finally fixed the indexer on this site in about four hours. What a mess. I also undid some database changes to obfuscate Christany to the rest of the world since the deadline as agreed, had passed. In other news, Diana Noross keeps e-mailing me talking about how she wants to talk to me. So, I gave her my cell and, she didnt call. She said this morning that she walked off and left my number at work. Personally I think its more of her usual flakiness. I thought men were supposed to do stuff like this? Whatever. Anyhow, Human Sacrifice called this morning because she would like some help getting her modem replaced. I"ll replace her modem allright. I intend to plug it right in.. LOL.

Now, what day wouldnt be complete without a chat with Christany? She is now distant and short with me and she cares not to share why. In the grand scheme of things I guess I dont care. I already hit it right? LOL. Alls well that ends well. What cracks me up the most is when she said "How can you cheat on someone you love?" shit, she was the one I cheated with! Hypocritical isint it?

Last night I left Dr Feelgoods house to go to Frys and to spend a few minutes on the phone. I returned a call from Irish Spring. I spoke with her for about 20 minutes. She is getting a new house only 10 minutes from my house. Dammit, I have got to move to a gated community. I then got a call from The Charmed . Her son is gone for the summer. She admitted that she feels lonely and now I am beginning to feel the pull. Its scary. I went back to her place and went to sleep. Today I"ve got to play catchup on phone calls. I think I may have my Trifecta if I play it right. Dr Feelgoood, Irish Spring and The Charmed . I think I can pull it off.

Well, after the romp yesterday with Irish Spring I get an email from her saying she lost an ear ring. I immediately went into a frenzy to find it and, was successful. Whew.

Clouded Vista called to stop by and borrow my vacum cleaner. She stayed for about an hour and a half and there were some Adult Situations and Language. Aaaahh. I wont have to worry about her for a while. Then, Irish Spring gets here promptly at 3PM. We watched a bootleg movie on TV and then, well, Teenage Situations and Language followed by Clinton Situations and language (she was on her cycle. CRAP.) Anyway I feel much better.. LOL. The call from Dr Feelgood to bring my bi-focals back came at about 8PM. Irish Spring was outta here at about 9PM. Well, she ended up not feeling too well and didnt want to come by. *whew* . So its 10PM and, nothing to do. Viva says she is ready for round 2. I am ready to get some sleep honestly. Its been a long day.

Dammit! I left my glasses at Dr Feelgoods house today and now, she is hell bent on bringing them to me. So I told her I would come and get them later. She says OK. She then calls at about 11AM and says that she can bring them to me later on today and that she would call me to bring them and, with Irish Spring headed here at three I might be in for trouble.

Its 6:35AM. Damn I want to get outta here. Ok, guess where I am at? Dr Feelgood of course. Y"all already knew. Anyway we went to dinner and then off to see Bruce Almighty. It ended up being a pretty good movie. We talked for quite a while last night about things in general. I miss The Charmed . Yesterday before arriving at Dr Feelgood"s I talked to Irish Spring. I am going to have her stop by later today.. Its on.. I also talked to Viva. She noted that she wanted to come by as well as we havent spent time together in a while. Well, we know whats up with that. I am going to see where her head is, and where I can put mine tonight.

I talked to The Charmed . She is on her way to Memphis with her girlfriend. She is heavy on my mind and her similarities to my otherwise would be ex-fiance are well, also screwing with me.

I just got an e-mail from Irish Spring, saying Good Morning. Well here is the text of the e-mail here.. (START E-MAIL) Good Morning (name deleted), How are you? Hope you slept well. I appreciate you sharing a couple of your stories last night. I look forward to getting to know you better. Hope that"s okay..:-) Thanks again for the roses. Have a great day -(name deleted) (END EMAIL) Of course I didnt sleep well, wanting those creamy thighs wrapped around me. Oh well.. Time to call Dr Feelgood? Perhaps after a make a few (other) calls.

Last night was a night of tight schedules. Let Fuel called because she was delayed in leaving to come to my house, so I thought I would help myself to some Irish Spring. So, I bought some flowers and took off to her house while dinner was (heating up) in the oven. So I spend a few minutes kissing Irish Spring and I am on my way. Little did I know that Jet Fuel had called and was on her way over. Crap! Crap! So I am racing through the suburbs of Dallas full throttle. Luckily my big cheesy Japaneese luxury car has Super HICAS four wheel steering. I get a call from Jet Fuel saying she was lost and stopped to wait for me before I even got home. Whew! Soooo we have dinner, Teenage Situations and Language and as predicted, right before it became Adult Situations and Language, she had to go. Cool. We can play the tease game a little longer. It worked out anyway. As Jet Fuel drove away, Irish Spring called on the phone to stop by now that she was finished working (telecommuting) wellll that worked out perfectly now didnt it? Not really, all I got out of that deal was more Teenaged Situations and Language, with a promise that Adult Situations and Language would follow soon.

A recent e-mail exchange with Diana Noross, for whom I dropped because she was a flake. (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 9:49 AM To: Subject: RE: Hi (name removed), how has it been going? Haven't heard from you in a long time. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 11:23 AM To: Subject: How are you? Hi (name deleted) I have been doing fine thanks for asking… Last weekend I went to Angelica and watched a movie with Billy Bob Thornton and Morgan Freeman. I forget what the title is but it is a pretty good story of forgiveness and redemption. This man kills a liquor store clerk, does 23 years in the pen and gets out to apologize to the women for who’s brother he shot long ago… You should check it out. Saturday I went to the Rodeo. While I usually don’t go to those types of things I had a good time. It was cool. Monday (back from Houston) I finally got around to doing a Memorial Day BBQ. I had a friend and her family over and some other friends stopped by to mooch as well. All and all, a good time. So, how was your weekend? And dating? (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 6:38 AM To: Subject: RE: How are you? My weekend was great. Friday I went to the game, of course. Saturday I went out with a girlfriend of mine. Sunday I rested. Monday I went to a BBQ with a friend. I had a great time. As far as dating - I haven't had much luck at all. I"ve basically given up. I"m really not dating at all at this time. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 8:10 AM To: Subject: RE: How are you? Hi, I understand your plight though I haven’t given up yet. I have some who (really) are interested in me so, I am playing the hand I’ve been dealt and try to have the best time I can under the circumstances. Remember that God helps people that help themselves, giving up wont bring him to you.. The right man for you will come. I know it. Have a great weekend! (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 8:28 AM To: Subject: RE: How are you? you are so right. i"ve prayed day & night. i don't know where to look for love. I just don't know how. I"m bored with the club scene, but that"s the only way I know how to meet men. Any suggestions? (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:53 AM To: Subject: RE: How are you? Well is kind of simple… There are a few things you have to do to find love and to keep it. 1 Be impeccable with your word. Tell it the way it is, don’t mince words or keep anything. What’s in the dark will come to the light. 2 Don’t make assumptions. Ask questions. Tell people what you really want. Be clear with it. Don’t be afraid to say what you want. In these times being meek gets you well, nowhere. 3 Always do your best for people. Do your best for those you are interested in and yourself. If you make a date or set a time to see someone, keep it and be prompt. At minimum call them to cancel. While you might be impeccable with your word, and not assume anything, your conduct may cause others to do so. 4 The company… You can meet someone at a club, but ask how often he goes there. Anyone there all of the time is probably not gong to give up that lifestyle to be with only you. That’s the way it is. The last time I went to anywhere resembling a club, I was with you. Online is not a bad place. You and I were there right? Most of all keep looking. The right man will come. He is out there. It gets frustrating. I have had many disappointments in recent times, you among them but I am undaunted in my task of being happy. You and I both will prevail. Keep these promises to yourself, and my promise to you that you will find the one for you will be fulfilled… (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 12:01 PM To: Subject: RE: How are you? Your email brought tears to my eyes. You"re absolutely right. I"m sorry if I disappointed you. That was definitely not my intention. I hope you will forgive me. We"re just so different. I don't know what type of lovers we would make, but I know we can be great friends. I"m always here for you. If you need someone to talk to or just hang out - I don't mind. I guess we all have to crash and burn a few times before it"s perfect. (END EMAIL) (START EMAIL) Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2003 12:35 PM To: Subject: RE: How are you? I never meant to bring tears to yours or anyone else’s eyes. I am impeccable with my word and, I tell it the way it is and try not to hurt anyone. I did not intend to hurt you. As a keeper of those agreements you read below, I am doing my best for you by being honest and forthcoming with you. For the record, in reference to what you said about us being different, you don’t want someone who is the same way you are. You can’t grow if someone is the same. Agreement between men and women only get us but so far. Disagreements (healthy ones) allow for self-examination and growth. In your eyes I saw such sadness. I wish you would have chose me to wipe your tears. There is nothing you need to apologize for. We did what we thought we needed to do at the time, satisfied our priorities and we live with the consequences. That’s the way its. Nobody is to blame. Today is a new day! Make the most of it. Pray for the Mavs… LOL.. (END EMAIL)

I got an e-mail from Diana Noross asking me of all people for pointers on meeting the right man for her. Well, I replied that she can catch one by keeping the commitments she makes and not inviting her sister who is breath-taking to look at anywhere with her. Ok, so I didnt make the comment about her sister.

Yesterday Dr Feelgood and I went into the Texas Hill Country so I could see Comanche Peak Nuclear Power Plant and, there is some beautiful country out there. Afterwards I chatted with The Charmed . She wants to see me.. bad according to her. Well, I want to see her too but I am not telling her about it. She has girlfriends in town right now so I am telling her thats why I dont want to see her. Good lie. Well, if all goes according to plan, its an Irish Spring night, followed by Jet Fuel tomorrow. I think. I suppose I should try to verify this right?