Read This Before You Get Married! (I didn't)
Posted:6/6/2016
Mister Bachelor hears about a book that is all about laying Asian women in Japan called Black Passenger Yellow Cabs. I am green with envy at this man. Green I tell you!
Chris Brown Allegedly Beats Down Rihanna
Posted:3/9/2016
Download some Chris Brown, imagine his fist upside your head, and sigh because he is so fine..
Mister Baggage, Mister Hypocrite and Mister Bachelor
Posted:2/13/2016
Mister Bachelor realizes he is a hypocrite for nailing so many women to the cross for their baggage.
Christine Beatty Goes To Jail
Posted:2/8/2016
Christine Beatty went to a minimum security facility in Detroit to serve her 120 day sentence for lying under oath, obstruction of justice (and other charges) in connection with the Kwame Kilpatrick text message scandal.
Mister Bachelors Message To Overweight Women
Posted:2/7/2016
The health cubs are packed to the rafters with people who are kidding themselves.
William Balfour Has Three Girlfriends
Posted:1/5/2016
Mister Bachelor is Jealous of William Balfour because he gets to bang Lauren London.
Mister Bachelor's Car Accident
Posted:12/11/2015
Mister Bachelor gets into a car accident and ends up in a wife-induced coma.
Russ Martin Is Definitely From Pleasant Grove
Posted:8/22/2015
Russ Martin, host of the Russ Martin Show in Dallas allegedly beat up his girlfriend over the weekend.
Women Like What They Like Part 10. Lauren London
Posted:8/15/2015
Lauren London loves thugs. Dont all black women?
R Kelly Is Acquitted
Posted:7/13/2015
R Kelly was acquitted on all charges!
Random Bullets: Make Sure She Is 18 Ok?
Posted:7/6/2015
Mister Bachelor looks at Lisa Van Allen and wants to do a threesome with her too..
Barack Obama: Lets All Calm Down Now.
Posted:7/4/2015
Yesterday Barack Obama made history as the first African American nominee for President of the United States.
The Mistake Of Doing Well
Posted:6/8/2015
Question: Why do people you've dated in the past, hate it when you turn out ok?
The Wheels Are Flying Off This Thing Part Six:
Posted:6/5/2015
Mister Bachelor gets caught gawking at another woman AGAIN!
Kwame Kilpatrick And Christine Beatty: Text Messages Released!
Posted:5/30/2015
I read the text messages sent back and forth between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty. You can read them here.
Christine Beatty Has A Legal Defense Fund
Posted:5/23/2015
I'm reading the news this morning to find out that Christine Beatty has a legal defense fund.
You Think UKnowit Dont You?
Posted:5/22/2015
Mister Bachelor lays it down on 1960's radicals Barack Obama and one of the reasons why the black community is so fucked up..
Seven Things I Think
Posted:5/11/2015
Barack Obama is at best a weak candidate and worse than that, a socialist.
Artie Lange Has Left The Howard Stern Show
Posted:5/10/2015
Holy crap! Artie Lange has left the Howard Stern show!
Eliot Spitzer And Kristen
Posted:4/11/2015
Eliot Spitzer is in the news and seemingly on everybody's mind. Everybody wants to know what Kristen looks like. People have been talking to me about the issues at hand. Like Mister Bachelor even knows the definition of infidelity? Indeed!
Kwame Kilpatricks Speech: Sorry I got caught!
Posted:2/28/2015
To say the least, it was well, Clintonesque. He apologized to everyone, especially his wife and then declared the matter private.
Mister Bachelor Finds A Kindred Soul
Posted:1/11/2015
Another self-styled Mister Bachelor on TV
How The Clearlake 3 Could Have Avoided Racism
Posted:12/19/2014
"The Clearlake Three" Renato Hughes Jr. Rashad Williams and Christian Foster are not honor students with bright futures ahead of them. Nor were the Jena Six but that is another story.
The End Of The Bachelorblog: Again!
Posted:11/26/2014
So, everyone is asking what happens next? What is to become of Mister Bachelor?
Anucha Browne Sanders Wins The Sexual Harassment Lotto: 11.6 Million
Posted:11/2/2014
Anucha Browne Sanders wins an her suit against Isiah Thomas. Are you kidding me?
Jena Six Get Support From Human Sacrifice: Hillarity Ensues
Posted:10/20/2014
On her way to protest the Jena Six Human Sacrifice was on Channel 4 News and this time there was no makeup.
Why Your Man Left You For Bequisha
Posted:10/7/2014
Every now and again I asked by women why would a man leave her for some round-the-way girl. Well, here is a little insight. Here is why your man left you for Bequisha some bitch from around the way.
Juanita Bynum is better than most women.
Posted:10/5/2014
Even after the beat-down Juanita Bynum continues stand tall let alone stand up..
How Do You Compete With Jesus
Posted:9/28/2014
A woman talks about Jesus as if he is her man..
How Do You Keep A Man Without Giving Head?
Posted:9/27/2014
Mister Bachelor wonders aloud how do you keep a man without giving head?
Kia Vaughn Shoots And Misses..
Posted:9/16/2014
Which is worse? "Money Grubbing Assed Hoe" or "Nappy Headed Hoe?"
Why they have to go
Posted:9/3/2014
I got asked what happens to some of the new talent that I get rid of immediately
Ladies: Dont Make Yourself Look Stupid!
Posted:7/21/2014
Mister Bachelor wonders how he went from a great guy to the worst man who ever lived.
Mister Bachelor Is Whining!
Posted:7/7/2014
Mister Bachelor whines about the double-standards used to judge him.
Imus Told Me Let A Hoe Be A Hoe So..
Posted:5/9/2014
Black Women Atheletes: If you are going to carry yourself like a hard-core hoe tatted up, braided and lacking the lexicon of a college student, somebody is going to point that out.
Closure Anyone?
Posted:4/15/2014
Sunday I sent Starboard View and Slow Cheetah on to new horizons. Instead of moving on, they needed closure. Why?
Much Ado About North Gatwick
Posted:4/9/2014
I want to talk about North Gatwick and how she is doing in the vetting process. North Gatwick has risen to the top of the list as of late.
Lumping And Stereotyping Day #4: Getting Pissed At Getting Let Go.
Posted:4/8/2014
My Question is: Why do allyall women always get upset when a man wants nuh-in (nothing) to dowichu (with you)?
Lumping and Stereotyping Day #3 The Prison Advantage
Posted:4/1/2014
Charles S. Dutton went to prison. He then went on to snag one beautiful and successful woman after another.
The Buymeshit Girls
Posted:3/8/2014
Miste Bachelor does not accept gifts very well. I hate buymeshit girls. They always buy me shit.
Approval Ratings
Posted:2/24/2014
Mister Bachelors approval ratings are down..
Whats Wrong With Atlanta?
Posted:1/13/2014
Mister Bachelor talks about why he left Atlanta
Whats Inside You?
Posted:12/1/2013
Difficult situations and drugs don’t make us do things. They don’t make us say things. Instead, drugs and difficult situations bring out of us what is in us.
Coming out of the closet!
Posted:9/14/2013
Mister Bachelor comes clean about being gay.
I have finally met "The One!"
Posted:7/21/2013
Loopard tells me that all other women must die! (now that I know her anyway)
What The Hell Did I Do?
Posted:7/19/2013
Shavonne made an interesting point. I have three ex-wives and, it wasn’t all their fault. She is so correct about that. Here is a brief, where I will expound on why things are the way they are.
Ask Mister Bachelor #9: Why Wont the Nice Men Approach Me?
Posted:7/8/2013
Mister Bachelor, I consider myself to be an attractive Black Woman and I carry myself like a lady. Why is it that the nice, well-dressed men never approach me and the thugs always do? Read to find the answer.
Ask Mister Bachelor #8: Why a Successful Black Woman Cant Get a Man to Commit
Posted:7/7/2013
Most of the women I meet who have done anything for themselves, say the same old crap within twenty minutes or two conversations whichever comes first:
"I am a strong independent woman. I don't need a man for nothing."
Dont Ask Mister Bachelor #1
Posted:7/6/2013
What this does not mean though is that I know how to make your website look nice. I dont know how to make your HP printer do stuff either.
Eye Rolls of the day.
Posted:6/28/2013
(Rolls Eyes) when people reiterate things I have already talked about at length.
Husband on Strike
Posted:4/29/2013
James is a brave man for sitting on the roof of his house, protesting his wifes abhorrent selfish behavior.
Why am I so Hard?
Posted:3/3/2013
Some issues for the weekend of 2/1/2005
Did I Call You Bitch?
Posted:3/1/2013
It is said that Mister Bachelor does not fit in. Mister Bachelor zeros in on how he doesnt.
A Fork in the Road: Part One
Posted:2/26/2013
Mister Bachelor explains and classifies the women he meets..
Your Ex and I are Wonderful Men
Posted:1/9/2013
I have been described in many flattering tones by many women but, the minute
I say its over, I turn into the worst human being on the planet. It cracks me up.
Uncle Tom's Mansion in the Suburbs
Posted:10/14/2012
Tupac, Dr. Dre and Mister Bachelor explain a few things about black culture to The Angry Black Woman and Miss Ali D.
LaToyia Figueroa: Pookie nem did it!
Posted:9/22/2012
When LaToyia Figueroa 24, from
Philidelphia turned up missing you know what Mister Bachelor instantly thought: Pookie nem did it.
Tamka Huston: Pookie nem did it!
Posted:9/18/2012
I was reading some blogs the other day and noticed many tributes to Tamika Huston and what a tragedy it was that she had been apparently murdered.
Past Time to Exhale!
Posted:8/20/2012
Mister Bachelor takes on his pissed off critics from his past.
Michael Jackson Verdict: Innocent
Posted:7/13/2012
Michael Jackson has been found Innocent. What do you think?
Michael Jacksons jury has reached a verdict.
Posted:7/13/2012
Michael Jacksons jury has reached a verdict.
Ask Mister Bachelor #7: Walk home!
Posted:5/25/2012
One of my readers asked me to comment. Mister Bachelor rarely turns down a request for comment on the issues
Katelyn Kristine Faber and Kobe Bryant to settle case
Posted:4/1/2012
Kobe Bryant and Katelyn Kristine Faber, Kobe Bryant's Acuser have agreed to settle their civil suit. The details are still being worked out but could be signed by the end of this week.
The Tsunami Death Toll
Posted:1/29/2012
The Tsunami Death Toll Contines to Climb
What Mister Bachelor Thinks #4
Posted:12/11/2011
Mister Bachelor is thinking again. Watch out!
Superman!
Posted:11/11/2011
Christopher Reeve has passed away.
The Ladder Theory
Posted:10/12/2011
Mister Bachelor has supporting documents
Katelyn Kristine Faber Drops Case
Posted:9/4/2011
Katelyn Faber might go for the bucks after all.
Mary Kay Letourneau gets out of Prison
Posted:9/4/2011
Good lord. She's out. Where are your children?
Earth to Michael Jackson: We have a problem!
Posted:10/4/2004
Michael Jackson has a problem. Lets face it!